Meet Top Signal Todd
Todd isn't just any crypto trader. He's a rare phenomenon - a perfect contrarian indicator:
- Buys Bitcoin at $69K, Ethereum at $4.8K, and every shitcoin at its absolute peak
- Has never successfully bought a dip - by the time he buys, it's already the top
- Refreshes charts 24/7 but somehow still manages to FOMO in at the worst possible moment
- Follows every crypto influencer with laser eyes and rocket emojis
- Believes every "100x guaranteed" post in Telegram groups
- Has a special talent for buying tokens right before a rug pull
- His portfolio is 99% down but he's convinced he's a "crypto visionary"
- Cashed out his 401K to buy NFTs of cartoon rocks... at the peak of the NFT bubble
Tokenomics (Buy High, Sell Never)
Total Supply: 69,420,000,000,000,000 $TODD
- 60% - Reserved for Todd to panic sell at the bottom
- 30% - Dev wallets (multiple, so we can pretend it's not us dumping)
- 9% - Marketing (paying influencers with 12 followers to shill)
- 1% - Actual liquidity (we need some exit liquidity)
ðĨ Sell Tax: 69% (Paper hands deserve punishment) ðĨ
â ïļ SMART CONTRACT WRITTEN BY TODD AFTER WATCHING A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL â ïļ
The Top Signal Game
Pick a crypto for Todd to invest in. Whatever Todd buys immediately crashes!
Todd's Trading History
Every coin Todd has ever bought immediately crashes after purchase:
Todd's Portfolio Performance
| Token | Buy Price | Current Price | Profit/Loss |
|---|---|---|---|
| ElonDogMoon | $0.00042 | $0.00000021 | -99.95% |
| SafeRugPull | $1.27 | $0.0032 | -99.75% |
| PEPE69420 | $0.0015 | $0.000001 | -99.93% |
| BitConnect2.0 | $349.21 | $0.04 | -99.99% |
| $TODD | $0.0005 | $0.00000001 | -99.998% |
Todd's Wheel of Fortune
Spin the wheel to see what happens to Todd's next investment!
Lambo Calculator
Enter how much you want to invest in $TODD to calculate when you'll get your Lambo:
Todd's Lambo Garage
Click to see Todd's current collection of Lamborghinis:
Testimonials from People Who Inverse Todd
I've been following Todd for years and doing the exact opposite of whatever he does. I'm now retired and living on my yacht. Thank you Todd for your sacrifice!
When Todd started posting rocket emojis about some random NFT project, I immediately sold all of mine. Two days later the floor price crashed 90%. Todd is the most reliable indicator in crypto!
Todd and I joined crypto on the same day. He bought high, I sold high. He bought the dip, I sold the rip. Now he lives in his mom's basement, and I own his mom's basement.
Perfect Contrarian
Todd has never once bought a token that went up after his purchase. 100% reliable top signal!
Diamond Hands Technology
Todd never sells, even after 99% losses. His hands are so diamond they're practically geological formations.
Smooth Brain Operation
Todd's brain is so smooth you could go ice skating on it. Perfect for making the worst possible trading decisions!
DISCLAIMER: This is not financial advice. Actually, it's the opposite of financial advice. If you buy this token, you will lose money. That's not a risk warning, it's a guarantee. The dev team has no idea what they're doing. The smart contract has more bugs than features. $TODD has no utility, no purpose, and no future. Perfect for your portfolio!